1 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:35,752 All right, dirt bags. 2 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:39,923 Now, kiss your neighbor, and say "thank you for sharing with me. 3 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,092 I love you." 4 00:00:41,126 --> 00:00:42,093 Thank you for sharing with me. 5 00:00:42,127 --> 00:00:44,295 I love you. 6 00:00:44,329 --> 00:00:45,897 Thank you for sharing with me. 7 00:00:45,930 --> 00:00:47,298 I love you. 8 00:00:47,332 --> 00:00:48,900 Thank you for sharing with me. 9 00:00:48,933 --> 00:00:50,301 I love you. 10 00:00:50,336 --> 00:00:51,970 And remember. 11 00:00:52,003 --> 00:00:54,672 Once you go out those doors, don't stop 12 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:56,774 to think about what you feel. 13 00:00:56,808 --> 00:00:59,411 Because once you stop to think about what you feel, 14 00:00:59,445 --> 00:01:01,213 you doubt what you know. 15 00:01:01,247 --> 00:01:03,215 And once you doubt what you know, 16 00:01:03,249 --> 00:01:04,817 you can assume you don't know it. 17 00:01:04,850 --> 00:01:05,818 Why? 18 00:01:05,851 --> 00:01:07,119 Because you don't act on it. 19 00:01:07,153 --> 00:01:10,856 Once you know what you know, you act on it. 20 00:01:13,894 --> 00:01:15,862 Now listen to me. 21 00:01:15,896 --> 00:01:22,236 As of 5:00 PM, right now, you are all graduates of EGO. 22 00:01:22,270 --> 00:01:24,071 Congratulations. 23 00:01:26,474 --> 00:01:29,010 It's like we built this beautiful Emerald 24 00:01:29,043 --> 00:01:34,148 City with Oz, based on like real love and real feelings. 25 00:01:34,182 --> 00:01:37,152 Man, so many feelings, all of us. 26 00:01:37,186 --> 00:01:38,253 That Ernie. 27 00:01:38,287 --> 00:01:40,721 His mother must be so proud. 28 00:01:40,755 --> 00:01:42,925 Such a nice boy. 29 00:01:42,958 --> 00:01:45,861 And it's like we all had the materials provided inside us. 30 00:01:45,894 --> 00:01:49,097 And-- and God handed them down to us. 31 00:01:49,131 --> 00:01:51,934 Charlie, we've got to split. 32 00:01:51,967 --> 00:01:53,279 You know it takes like 15 minutes 33 00:01:53,303 --> 00:01:55,238 to walk to the bus station. 34 00:01:55,271 --> 00:01:57,240 Maybe we can get a lift from somebody, huh. 35 00:01:57,273 --> 00:01:58,074 Charlie. 36 00:01:58,107 --> 00:01:59,342 Oh, don't be silly. 37 00:01:59,375 --> 00:02:01,044 I was going to offer you a lift anyways. 38 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:03,213 Ain't like I was giving a ride to strangers 39 00:02:03,246 --> 00:02:04,881 after all we've been through. 40 00:02:22,534 --> 00:02:25,470 You know, after this weekend, I really 41 00:02:25,503 --> 00:02:30,108 realized just how beautiful people are underneath. 42 00:02:30,141 --> 00:02:31,943 Hey, lady. 43 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:33,446 You like music? 44 00:02:34,313 --> 00:02:35,814 Sure, sure, sure. 45 00:03:01,074 --> 00:03:03,511 Is your husband waiting for you? 46 00:03:03,544 --> 00:03:05,012 What? 47 00:03:05,045 --> 00:03:07,081 I mean do you live in the woods all alone? 48 00:03:07,115 --> 00:03:09,217 Oh, I'm prying. 49 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:11,919 It's just that people are my hobby. 50 00:03:11,953 --> 00:03:12,820 Right, Charlie. 51 00:03:12,854 --> 00:03:14,490 For sure. 52 00:03:14,523 --> 00:03:17,393 You city folks think because I'm living out in the way 53 00:03:17,426 --> 00:03:18,594 I'm out of touch. 54 00:03:18,627 --> 00:03:21,397 But I say only happens if you let it. 55 00:03:21,430 --> 00:03:24,033 TV and all, I keep in touch with everything. 56 00:03:24,066 --> 00:03:25,868 I take what's good from the city, 57 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:27,836 and the rest you can keep. 58 00:03:27,870 --> 00:03:30,839 And one of the good things is that nice young man 59 00:03:30,873 --> 00:03:32,841 on the morning news. 60 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:36,246 I heard all about this here EGO training from him. 61 00:03:40,618 --> 00:03:43,554 Damn. 62 00:03:43,587 --> 00:03:45,523 Oh, not again. 63 00:03:45,556 --> 00:03:46,557 Not to worry, honey. 64 00:03:46,590 --> 00:03:48,292 Happens all the time. 65 00:03:48,326 --> 00:03:49,393 Do you need any help? 66 00:03:49,427 --> 00:03:50,394 Oh no. 67 00:03:50,428 --> 00:03:51,562 You'll get your hands dirty. 68 00:03:51,595 --> 00:03:52,675 Don't you trouble yourself. 69 00:04:01,972 --> 00:04:03,075 The hood didn't release. 70 00:04:03,108 --> 00:04:04,842 Can you pull that doohickey again? 71 00:04:16,622 --> 00:04:17,523 Come on. 72 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:18,557 No. 73 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:23,528 No. 74 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:38,111 Thanks. 75 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:49,457 Oh god. 76 00:05:13,316 --> 00:05:14,684 Stop it, boy. 77 00:05:14,718 --> 00:05:16,952 That's enough. 78 00:05:16,987 --> 00:05:19,256 Get off. 79 00:05:19,289 --> 00:05:20,289 You too. 80 00:05:37,074 --> 00:05:38,074 Please. 81 00:05:40,344 --> 00:05:41,979 Please don't kill me. 82 00:05:44,249 --> 00:05:45,050 Please. 83 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,083 What have I done? 84 00:05:49,555 --> 00:05:50,422 Please. 85 00:05:50,456 --> 00:05:51,457 Please don't kill me. 86 00:05:51,490 --> 00:05:52,601 Thank you for sharing with me. 87 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:54,059 I love you. 88 00:06:28,830 --> 00:06:32,768 Darlings, you have made your mother very proud. 89 00:06:50,186 --> 00:06:51,488 Come on. 90 00:06:51,522 --> 00:06:53,055 One minute. 91 00:06:54,424 --> 00:06:55,459 Abbey, will you sit down. 92 00:06:55,492 --> 00:06:56,560 - Come on. - The library. 93 00:06:56,593 --> 00:06:57,728 Would you look at us. 94 00:06:57,761 --> 00:06:58,729 You must have taken this roll 95 00:06:58,762 --> 00:07:00,832 last semester before finals. 96 00:07:00,865 --> 00:07:02,266 There she is. 97 00:07:02,299 --> 00:07:03,735 - Trina hard at work. - Jesus. 98 00:07:03,768 --> 00:07:04,602 Who took that picture? 99 00:07:04,636 --> 00:07:06,504 You two are real sneaks. 100 00:07:06,538 --> 00:07:09,374 Ralph Loman. 101 00:07:09,407 --> 00:07:11,342 Now, I see why you two hit off so well, Trina. 102 00:07:11,376 --> 00:07:12,176 Look. 103 00:07:12,210 --> 00:07:13,478 The dorm. 104 00:07:13,511 --> 00:07:14,712 That one comes in-- 105 00:07:14,746 --> 00:07:16,614 I ditched him five months ago. 106 00:07:16,648 --> 00:07:17,648 Our sign. 107 00:07:19,618 --> 00:07:21,252 You know, I'm working on a new sign. 108 00:07:21,286 --> 00:07:22,430 It'll take up the whole door. 109 00:07:22,454 --> 00:07:24,088 And our names will be much bigger. 110 00:07:24,122 --> 00:07:26,325 You know, we should have calling cards and stuff. 111 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:28,127 Oh god. Look at that one. 112 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,371 So that after we play a joke on someone or something 113 00:07:29,395 --> 00:07:30,672 we can just casually hand them a card. 114 00:07:30,696 --> 00:07:31,865 Yeah. 115 00:07:31,898 --> 00:07:33,432 Like "Congratulations, you've just been 116 00:07:33,465 --> 00:07:34,768 goofed on by the Rat Pack." 117 00:07:36,536 --> 00:07:38,505 Do you really think that Paul is dead? 118 00:07:38,538 --> 00:07:40,740 Abbey Warnett-- , pothead. 119 00:07:40,774 --> 00:07:42,609 If my mother ever saw this picture. 120 00:07:42,642 --> 00:07:44,879 Now, we're getting to Jackie's arty slides. 121 00:07:44,912 --> 00:07:46,212 Ooh. Icky. 122 00:07:46,246 --> 00:07:47,682 - Changed the slide. - OK. 123 00:07:47,715 --> 00:07:48,549 OK. 124 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:49,483 Look, Mr. Conroy. 125 00:07:49,517 --> 00:07:50,685 Mr. Conroy. 126 00:07:50,718 --> 00:07:52,486 That guy was the worst teacher in life. 127 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,321 Oh Jesus. 128 00:07:53,354 --> 00:07:54,455 Was he ever? 129 00:07:54,488 --> 00:07:55,499 How did you take those without him seeing you? 130 00:07:55,523 --> 00:07:56,390 Wait. Wait. 131 00:07:56,424 --> 00:07:57,158 Just watch. 132 00:07:57,191 --> 00:07:58,626 Look. 133 00:08:01,362 --> 00:08:02,463 Oh god. Look you. 134 00:08:02,496 --> 00:08:03,297 My god. 135 00:08:03,331 --> 00:08:04,298 The rubber spider. 136 00:08:04,332 --> 00:08:05,166 That one was so great. 137 00:08:05,199 --> 00:08:06,435 Real funny. 138 00:08:06,468 --> 00:08:07,779 I had an exam the next morning at 9:00. 139 00:08:07,803 --> 00:08:08,804 You know. My god. 140 00:08:08,837 --> 00:08:10,439 Boy. What a scream. 141 00:08:10,472 --> 00:08:13,408 I'm not surprised how immature you two can be. 142 00:08:13,442 --> 00:08:14,710 What was this? 143 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,746 The making of the All-American beauty. 144 00:08:16,779 --> 00:08:17,780 Remember that one? 145 00:08:17,814 --> 00:08:19,582 Don't be gross, Trina. 146 00:08:19,616 --> 00:08:20,883 Who was I seeing then? 147 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,352 Oh my god. 148 00:08:22,385 --> 00:08:23,920 Oh, you'd had a date after curfew, 149 00:08:23,953 --> 00:08:25,431 and we had to lower you out the window in a sleeping bag. 150 00:08:25,455 --> 00:08:27,156 And it worked too. 151 00:08:27,190 --> 00:08:28,601 We got you all the way to the ground without a scratch. 152 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:29,425 Look. 153 00:08:29,459 --> 00:08:31,461 Bill Fillmore. 154 00:08:31,494 --> 00:08:32,839 Let's keep living together and having 155 00:08:32,863 --> 00:08:34,832 fun, even after college. 156 00:08:34,865 --> 00:08:36,300 Come on. 157 00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:37,811 Can you see us at 80 year-old roommates? 158 00:08:37,835 --> 00:08:40,237 At least, we can have Rat Pack reunions. 159 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:41,805 I wonder what we will be doing. 160 00:08:41,839 --> 00:08:44,274 You know, like 10 years from now. 161 00:08:44,308 --> 00:08:46,410 What are our lives going to be like? 162 00:09:09,970 --> 00:09:12,438 Trina darling, this is simply you. 163 00:09:18,812 --> 00:09:21,648 There are three rules in the film business. 164 00:09:21,682 --> 00:09:24,584 Distribution, distribution, and distribution. 165 00:09:44,973 --> 00:09:48,477 Trina darling, where did you find all these attractive men? 166 00:09:48,510 --> 00:09:52,581 Maggie, I simply told them you'd be here. 167 00:09:52,614 --> 00:09:55,651 I want the hors d'oeuvres cleared in 15 minutes sharp. 168 00:09:55,684 --> 00:09:57,595 And tell Joshua to stop jerking off in the kitchen 169 00:09:57,619 --> 00:09:59,254 and bring some ice now. 170 00:09:59,288 --> 00:10:00,457 Yes, ma'am. 171 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:02,525 Jonathan, so nice of you to make it. 172 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:04,327 What was it Kubrick said? 173 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,763 The manipulation of light and color 174 00:10:06,796 --> 00:10:09,900 produces an illusion of profound intensity. 175 00:10:20,878 --> 00:10:22,379 No, man. 176 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:23,991 You take the Hollywood freeway to Sepulveda. 177 00:10:24,015 --> 00:10:26,417 Not Sepulveda Boulevard, Sepulveda Lane. 178 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:28,019 What was it Kubrick said? 179 00:10:28,053 --> 00:10:31,022 You got to have gross points. 180 00:10:31,056 --> 00:10:32,557 Not net points. 181 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:34,459 But gross points. 182 00:10:34,493 --> 00:10:35,594 Did you say Grosse Pointe. 183 00:10:35,627 --> 00:10:36,996 I'm from Grosse Pointe. 184 00:10:37,029 --> 00:10:39,397 Frank, your party last night was just incredible. 185 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:42,602 Well, thank you very much. 186 00:10:42,635 --> 00:10:44,302 Madam, a telegram for you. 187 00:10:52,779 --> 00:10:53,779 Excuse me. 188 00:11:13,601 --> 00:11:14,969 Who is it? 189 00:11:15,003 --> 00:11:15,970 Who is it? 190 00:11:16,004 --> 00:11:17,972 It's me, mother. 191 00:11:18,006 --> 00:11:19,975 Did you lock the door? 192 00:11:20,009 --> 00:11:21,509 Yes, mother. 193 00:11:21,543 --> 00:11:23,378 It's about time you got home, slut. 194 00:11:23,411 --> 00:11:25,948 You're out whoring around when you know I 195 00:11:25,981 --> 00:11:28,349 have to take my pills at 6:00. 196 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:29,718 Don't tell me where you've been. 197 00:11:29,752 --> 00:11:31,720 I'm a sick woman. 198 00:11:31,754 --> 00:11:33,522 You know that. 199 00:11:33,556 --> 00:11:38,028 You never do a damn thing for me after all I've done for you. 200 00:11:38,061 --> 00:11:42,032 If I could walk, I wouldn't ask you for anything. 201 00:11:42,065 --> 00:11:43,767 But I'm a sick woman. 202 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,735 I'm a sick woman. 203 00:11:45,769 --> 00:11:48,805 I'm a sick woman. 204 00:11:48,839 --> 00:11:50,041 Do you hear me? 205 00:11:50,074 --> 00:11:52,844 The doctor said I need help at night. 206 00:11:52,877 --> 00:11:54,011 You know that. 207 00:11:54,045 --> 00:11:56,413 He said I can never be left alone. 208 00:11:56,446 --> 00:11:59,417 But you don't care about your own mother. 209 00:11:59,450 --> 00:12:00,418 Do you hear me? 210 00:12:00,451 --> 00:12:02,820 I'm a sick woman. 211 00:12:02,854 --> 00:12:04,355 I'm a sick woman. 212 00:12:19,838 --> 00:12:20,838 Hi, Winston. 213 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,780 Hello, Jackie. 214 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:28,948 This is your mother. 215 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,783 I ran into Davey Babcock last night. 216 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,186 You remember. 217 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,954 Now, I'm not pushing him on you. 218 00:12:33,988 --> 00:12:37,091 But your father thinks he's going to be very successful. 219 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,792 He'll be calling you. 220 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,160 Trust me on this. 221 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,562 I'm your mother. 222 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:42,963 Hi, Jackie. 223 00:12:42,997 --> 00:12:45,032 The accountant says we file joint this year even 224 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,700 with our divorce. 225 00:12:46,734 --> 00:12:51,006 Sorry I never got back to you, but, uh, you 226 00:12:51,039 --> 00:12:53,507 know how things are. 227 00:13:15,232 --> 00:13:18,235 You son of a bitch. 228 00:13:18,268 --> 00:13:20,237 I thought you had something to do today. 229 00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:21,071 Yeah. 230 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,240 But things came up. 231 00:13:23,273 --> 00:13:25,709 Hey, babe, I thought you'd be happy to see me. 232 00:13:25,742 --> 00:13:26,877 I am. 233 00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:28,645 But I've got to get going. 234 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:29,813 That's cool. 235 00:13:29,846 --> 00:13:31,149 Now, listen. 236 00:13:31,182 --> 00:13:32,192 Do you mind if I crash here for the weekend? 237 00:13:32,216 --> 00:13:33,017 Thanks. 238 00:13:33,051 --> 00:13:34,852 You're a doll. 239 00:13:34,886 --> 00:13:36,063 Is there anything I can do for you? 240 00:13:36,087 --> 00:13:37,722 Help you pack or something? 241 00:13:37,755 --> 00:13:38,589 No thanks. 242 00:13:38,623 --> 00:13:41,659 I'm all set. 243 00:13:41,693 --> 00:13:42,694 You know, Jackie. 244 00:13:42,727 --> 00:13:43,728 - I envy you. - Sure. 245 00:13:43,761 --> 00:13:44,862 No really. 246 00:13:44,896 --> 00:13:47,665 I wish I could work a steady job. 247 00:13:47,699 --> 00:13:48,901 I don't know. 248 00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:50,703 Sometimes I wish I wasn't so sensitive. 249 00:13:50,736 --> 00:13:51,904 Yeah. 250 00:13:51,937 --> 00:13:56,175 That I didn't have so much art in me. 251 00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:58,178 You don't realize how hard it is on the male ego 252 00:13:58,211 --> 00:14:00,846 to just stay in bed while his lover goes off to work. 253 00:14:04,884 --> 00:14:06,686 You know I'd work 9:00 to 5:00 if I could, 254 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:14,161 but-- the damn theater just won't let go of me. 255 00:14:14,195 --> 00:14:15,628 One question. 256 00:14:15,662 --> 00:14:17,965 Where do you keep your razor. 257 00:14:17,999 --> 00:14:20,201 Look on the side of the bathtub. 258 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,035 Listen, Ted. 259 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,068 I'll be seeing you. 260 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,679 I love you. 261 00:14:31,712 --> 00:14:32,712 Take care. 262 00:14:40,155 --> 00:14:42,125 Have a good weekend, Winston. 263 00:14:42,158 --> 00:14:42,958 Yeah. 264 00:14:42,991 --> 00:14:44,726 Sure. 265 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,138 I'm supposed to have a good weekend stuck here in the city. 266 00:14:46,162 --> 00:14:47,697 Hey, if you're free for the weekend, 267 00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:48,965 there's a lot going on. 268 00:14:48,998 --> 00:14:50,233 This is New York. 269 00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:52,568 Free for the weekend? 270 00:14:52,602 --> 00:14:55,205 Free for the weekend? 271 00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:56,973 Free for the weekend? 272 00:14:57,006 --> 00:14:59,843 I'll never be free as long as I'm a black man in America. 273 00:15:03,981 --> 00:15:07,084 Rockefeller makes a million dollars a day. 274 00:15:07,117 --> 00:15:10,255 Rockefeller makes a million dollars a day. 275 00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:15,026 Rockefeller makes a million dollars a day. 276 00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:17,962 Rockefeller makes a million dollars a day. 277 00:15:48,428 --> 00:15:52,333 Hey, you dames from the Hoboken Historical Society? 278 00:15:52,366 --> 00:15:55,203 I've been driving for 40 years in these goddamn-- 279 00:16:04,145 --> 00:16:07,748 Hey, you know where a girl can get laid around here? 280 00:16:07,782 --> 00:16:09,650 Nice of you to show up, Jackie. 281 00:16:09,684 --> 00:16:11,019 Jackie. 282 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,421 God, you look good. 283 00:16:12,454 --> 00:16:13,865 My cable said we were supposed to meet at 2:00. 284 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:14,890 What'd yours say, Abbey? 285 00:16:14,923 --> 00:16:17,693 Well, mine did say 2 o'clock. 286 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,363 Hey, you two girls are lucky I even showed up at all. 287 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,432 Real nice of you to drop by. 288 00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:23,899 Abbey and I were just getting into 289 00:16:23,932 --> 00:16:26,402 the unspoiled natural beauty of-- where 290 00:16:26,436 --> 00:16:28,905 the hell are we anyway? 291 00:16:28,938 --> 00:16:30,673 Rexburg, New Jersey. 292 00:16:30,707 --> 00:16:32,051 Well, I don't know about the two of you, 293 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,835 - but I'm getting out of here. - Wait for me. 294 00:16:44,388 --> 00:16:45,456 Now, where are we going? 295 00:16:45,489 --> 00:16:47,358 It can't be any place around here. 296 00:16:47,391 --> 00:16:49,960 This is awful. 297 00:16:49,994 --> 00:16:53,064 Are we going skin-diving? 298 00:16:53,098 --> 00:16:55,400 It's so good to be with you two again. 299 00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:56,968 I can't believe it. 300 00:16:57,002 --> 00:16:58,837 I still have that garnet necklace 301 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:00,381 - that you gave us last year. - Mine too. 302 00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:01,406 It's so nice. 303 00:17:01,439 --> 00:17:02,774 I never take mine off. 304 00:17:02,807 --> 00:17:03,409 Jackie. 305 00:17:03,442 --> 00:17:04,843 What? 306 00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:05,920 You're still wearing your ring. 307 00:17:05,944 --> 00:17:06,912 Oh, I can't believe it. 308 00:17:06,945 --> 00:17:08,314 That tacky school ring. 309 00:17:08,347 --> 00:17:09,315 All right. 310 00:17:09,348 --> 00:17:11,117 On with the bags. 311 00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:12,418 Oh my god. 312 00:17:12,451 --> 00:17:13,929 Do you mean we have to put these on again? 313 00:17:13,953 --> 00:17:15,087 Come on, Jackie. 314 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,956 Couldn't we just forget it this year? 315 00:17:16,989 --> 00:17:18,429 And have you know where we're going. 316 00:17:19,225 --> 00:17:20,760 Pew, Jackie. 317 00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:22,272 What do you keep in these bags, kitty litter? 318 00:17:22,296 --> 00:17:24,264 Just shut up and put the bags over your heads. 319 00:17:24,298 --> 00:17:25,132 Come on. 320 00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:27,768 Both of you. 321 00:17:27,801 --> 00:17:29,078 Hey, which way do you guys want to go. 322 00:17:29,102 --> 00:17:30,505 Left or right? 323 00:17:30,538 --> 00:17:31,848 What do you mean which way do we want to go? 324 00:17:31,872 --> 00:17:32,440 I got a decision. Quick. 325 00:17:32,473 --> 00:17:33,207 Come on. Quick. 326 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,342 Which way? 327 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,243 Do you know where we're going? 328 00:17:35,276 --> 00:17:36,144 Got to be left or right. 329 00:17:36,177 --> 00:17:37,178 Left. Left. 330 00:17:37,212 --> 00:17:38,012 - Left. - Right. 331 00:17:38,046 --> 00:17:38,745 No, right. 332 00:17:38,779 --> 00:17:39,414 Right. 333 00:17:39,447 --> 00:17:40,315 God. 334 00:17:40,348 --> 00:17:41,868 Do you at least know what you're doing? 335 00:17:47,288 --> 00:17:49,225 We want beer. 336 00:17:49,258 --> 00:17:50,792 We want beer. 337 00:17:50,825 --> 00:17:52,760 We want beer. 338 00:17:52,794 --> 00:17:53,794 We want beer. 339 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:03,372 Hi. 340 00:18:21,858 --> 00:18:23,894 Thanks, but that'll be all for today. 341 00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,229 How much? 342 00:18:25,263 --> 00:18:27,431 Oh, by the way, how far is it to Deep Barons? 343 00:18:27,465 --> 00:18:28,366 You alone? 344 00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:29,200 No. 345 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,201 With friends. 346 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,235 Two of them. 347 00:18:31,269 --> 00:18:33,070 How far is it to Deep Barons? 348 00:18:33,104 --> 00:18:35,906 Why do you want to go up there, lady? 349 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,010 Don't go messing up in Deep Barons. 350 00:18:41,947 --> 00:18:42,548 Oh look. 351 00:18:42,582 --> 00:18:43,582 What? 352 00:18:46,218 --> 00:18:47,487 Oh, Jesus. 353 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,888 I thought I told you two to stay in the car. 354 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,891 Jackie. 355 00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:54,294 Jackie. 356 00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:06,907 I don't want that one. 357 00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:08,075 God, you guys. 358 00:19:08,108 --> 00:19:09,108 Wait a minute. 359 00:19:09,943 --> 00:19:10,544 Hold up. 360 00:19:10,578 --> 00:19:11,912 Both of ya. 361 00:19:11,945 --> 00:19:13,247 There we go. 362 00:19:17,352 --> 00:19:18,919 It's all right. 363 00:19:18,952 --> 00:19:21,022 We're all college roommates. 364 00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:22,056 Jesus. 365 00:19:30,399 --> 00:19:33,001 You get what you deserve in them Deep Barons, 366 00:19:33,035 --> 00:19:34,370 you lez-beans. 367 00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:38,541 You won't be causing no one no trouble no more. 368 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:51,221 All clear. 369 00:19:51,254 --> 00:19:52,155 You got to be kidding. 370 00:19:52,189 --> 00:19:53,056 Come on. 371 00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:54,391 We'll never get there. 372 00:19:54,424 --> 00:19:55,425 Wait a minute. 373 00:19:55,459 --> 00:19:56,993 Let me put this beer can down. 374 00:19:57,027 --> 00:19:59,029 We'll never find our way back. 375 00:19:59,062 --> 00:20:00,062 Hang on. 376 00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:03,067 How you doing back there? 377 00:20:04,268 --> 00:20:05,203 OK. 378 00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:07,004 Gee. 379 00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:09,675 We'll be able to find our way back from all these beer cans. 380 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,477 I'm serious, Jackie. 381 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,646 If we're still in New Jersey, I must see the Newark Library. 382 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,948 Oh hey, did you guys lock the car doors? 383 00:20:16,981 --> 00:20:18,126 Jackie, don't be so paranoid. 384 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,385 We're not in the city. 385 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:28,561 This is a great dance, Jackie. 386 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:29,396 Great. 387 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,097 - Drink. - Wait. 388 00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:31,998 I can't drink this. 389 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:32,999 No stopping. 390 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,032 No stopping! 391 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,038 That's awful. 392 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,708 Trina, remember the time when we 393 00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:42,252 used to put Jackie in the sleeping bag 394 00:20:42,276 --> 00:20:44,345 when she was going to meet the Dobber? 395 00:20:44,378 --> 00:20:45,679 Yeah. 396 00:20:45,713 --> 00:20:47,481 And you almost dropped me every single time. 397 00:20:47,515 --> 00:20:48,382 Watch it. 398 00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:49,517 Tree. 399 00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:50,518 We could hardly pick up that bag. 400 00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:51,986 - She was so fat. - Yeah. 401 00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:53,220 Thanks a lot. 402 00:20:53,254 --> 00:20:54,532 I noticed you lost a lot of weight too. 403 00:20:54,556 --> 00:20:55,490 That'll teach me to say things like that. 404 00:20:55,524 --> 00:20:56,658 - Oh. - Move 'em out. 405 00:20:56,691 --> 00:20:57,691 Raw hide. 406 00:21:00,629 --> 00:21:03,465 Jackie, you make me take one more step, 407 00:21:03,498 --> 00:21:05,576 and you'll be served with a summons from my podiatrist 408 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,235 when we get back. 409 00:21:07,269 --> 00:21:09,539 Move to Bev Hills and already you forgot how to walk. 410 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:11,641 Gee. 411 00:21:11,674 --> 00:21:13,543 What's Paul Williams really like? 412 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:17,213 Hey, no one's forcing you to live in these septic tanks. 413 00:21:17,246 --> 00:21:18,514 You've chosen the grit. 414 00:21:18,548 --> 00:21:21,451 And I have chosen the glamor. 415 00:21:21,484 --> 00:21:22,452 Watch out. 416 00:21:22,486 --> 00:21:23,720 It's bear doody over there. 417 00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:28,692 This is going to be a long weekend. 418 00:21:35,365 --> 00:21:36,668 Hey, wait for me. 419 00:21:54,052 --> 00:21:55,354 Welcome to our weekend. 420 00:21:55,387 --> 00:21:56,622 Oh, Jackie. 421 00:21:56,655 --> 00:21:57,655 It's perfect. 422 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,438 You mean they don't have them in Brazil. 423 00:22:11,471 --> 00:22:13,306 Nuh-uh. 424 00:22:16,142 --> 00:22:17,286 You know these weekends are the only times 425 00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:19,212 I ever get stoned anymore. 426 00:22:19,246 --> 00:22:20,491 Aren't you getting a little tired 427 00:22:20,515 --> 00:22:22,182 of this whole thing? 428 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,752 I mean last year's was ridiculous. 429 00:22:24,785 --> 00:22:27,355 I brought a whole suitcase of summer clothes with me, 430 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,590 and we went skiing. 431 00:22:29,624 --> 00:22:31,626 What about Budapest? 432 00:22:31,659 --> 00:22:33,361 Jackie, I told you. 433 00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:36,330 Outside the United States they don't have marshmallows. 434 00:22:36,364 --> 00:22:40,402 Then, it's like the only really American food. 435 00:22:42,604 --> 00:22:44,573 Next year's your year, right? 436 00:22:44,606 --> 00:22:46,174 Yeah. 437 00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:47,653 I'm getting a little bored with this whole thing. 438 00:22:47,677 --> 00:22:50,379 I mean once a year, no matter what, 439 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,782 we drop everything and get together for our little mystery 440 00:22:52,815 --> 00:22:54,350 weekend together. 441 00:22:54,384 --> 00:22:56,486 Aren't we getting a little too old for it? 442 00:22:56,519 --> 00:22:58,721 You wouldn't really think of not showing up one year, 443 00:22:58,755 --> 00:23:00,657 would you? 444 00:23:00,690 --> 00:23:03,827 I mean, sometimes, I think that these weekends 445 00:23:03,861 --> 00:23:06,463 are the only thing that keeps me sane from one year to the next. 446 00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:11,869 Where's Jackie? 447 00:23:11,902 --> 00:23:13,637 Jackie? 448 00:23:13,671 --> 00:23:14,471 Jackie? 449 00:23:14,505 --> 00:23:15,707 Jackie? 450 00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:16,808 Where are you? 451 00:23:16,841 --> 00:23:17,841 Jackie! 452 00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:23,882 Jackie, are you all right? 453 00:23:27,285 --> 00:23:28,285 Oh my god. 454 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,795 What's the matter? 455 00:23:35,828 --> 00:23:37,530 Can't I tinkle without asking permission? 456 00:23:37,563 --> 00:23:39,165 What? 457 00:23:39,198 --> 00:23:41,367 Do you always carry a knife when you take a leak? 458 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,668 Sure. 459 00:23:42,702 --> 00:23:44,905 It's a jungle out there. 460 00:23:44,938 --> 00:23:46,607 What are you afraid of? 461 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,909 Being jumped by a gang of wild Puerto Rican chickens? 462 00:23:48,942 --> 00:23:51,878 Look, Jackie, one weekend a year you can relax. 463 00:23:51,912 --> 00:23:55,449 When you're with the Rat Pack, no one dumps on you. 464 00:23:55,482 --> 00:23:57,784 Hey, you talking to me? 465 00:23:57,819 --> 00:23:59,721 Are you talking to me? 466 00:23:59,754 --> 00:24:01,421 I know how to handle know myself. 467 00:24:01,455 --> 00:24:06,294 Oh yeah, like with-- with-- oh, what was his name? 468 00:24:06,327 --> 00:24:08,696 Christ, don't bring that up again. 469 00:24:08,730 --> 00:24:09,564 Yeah, Jackie. 470 00:24:09,597 --> 00:24:11,699 What was his name? 471 00:24:11,733 --> 00:24:13,334 Dobson. 472 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:15,638 Brad Dobson. 473 00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:17,773 His name is Brad Dobson, but-- 474 00:24:17,806 --> 00:24:20,676 everybody calls him Dobber. 475 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:23,445 Dobber. What an asshole. 476 00:24:23,479 --> 00:24:25,714 Goodbye, Dobber. 477 00:24:25,748 --> 00:24:28,918 You know, I don't know if this is really the way to do it. 478 00:24:28,952 --> 00:24:31,521 Jackie, this guy's been shitting on you for six months. 479 00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:32,354 There he is. 480 00:24:32,388 --> 00:24:33,388 Where? 481 00:24:39,763 --> 00:24:40,563 Hey, doll. 482 00:24:40,597 --> 00:24:41,564 Give me a kiss. 483 00:24:41,598 --> 00:24:42,800 Brad, not here. 484 00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:43,768 OK. 485 00:24:43,801 --> 00:24:44,635 OK. 486 00:24:44,669 --> 00:24:45,736 I can wait. 487 00:24:45,770 --> 00:24:46,770 Come on. 488 00:24:51,242 --> 00:24:52,376 This is awesome, babe. 489 00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:54,612 It's awesome. 490 00:24:54,645 --> 00:24:56,447 You know, I once pitched a no-hitter 491 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,850 against SC on this mound. 492 00:24:58,884 --> 00:25:01,553 It's the same mound where you and I are going 493 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:03,955 to be doing the dirty deed. 494 00:25:03,989 --> 00:25:05,557 Brad. 495 00:25:07,559 --> 00:25:09,728 Yeah. 496 00:25:09,761 --> 00:25:12,264 You know, Jack, I got to hand it to you. 497 00:25:12,297 --> 00:25:15,001 You held out a lot longer than most broads. 498 00:25:15,034 --> 00:25:17,336 You showed an amazing amount of control. 499 00:25:17,370 --> 00:25:18,671 Hey, Brad. 500 00:25:18,705 --> 00:25:20,273 I forgot the body oils. 501 00:25:23,911 --> 00:25:26,379 Hey, I thought I told you could call me Dobber. 502 00:25:26,412 --> 00:25:27,513 Yeah. 503 00:25:27,547 --> 00:25:28,582 Right. 504 00:25:28,615 --> 00:25:30,283 Hey, we'll be waiting for you. 505 00:25:30,316 --> 00:25:31,494 [MUSIC TOMMY JAMES AND THE SHONDELLS, 506 00:25:31,518 --> 00:25:34,555 ["I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW"] 507 00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:24,809 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 508 00:26:24,842 --> 00:26:28,780 And welcome to Wilfred Memorial Stadium. 509 00:26:28,813 --> 00:26:31,849 It's a beautiful night for our first annual asshole 510 00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:32,683 invitational. 511 00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:34,018 And they're off. 512 00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:36,754 Tonight, we're thrilled to present that guy who 513 00:26:36,788 --> 00:26:39,323 dreams in instant replay, the biggest 514 00:26:39,357 --> 00:26:41,660 asshole on campus, Brad-- 515 00:26:41,693 --> 00:26:42,528 "Call me Dobber" -- 516 00:26:42,561 --> 00:26:44,096 Dobson. 517 00:26:44,129 --> 00:26:47,099 And there goes Dobson now. 518 00:26:47,133 --> 00:26:50,636 Ladies and gentlemen, just look at that boy run. 519 00:26:50,669 --> 00:26:51,637 Such flare. 520 00:26:51,670 --> 00:26:52,839 Such grace. 521 00:26:52,872 --> 00:26:57,342 Have you ever seen anything like it? 522 00:26:57,376 --> 00:26:58,376 Oh god. 523 00:27:01,581 --> 00:27:02,549 Rat. 524 00:27:02,582 --> 00:27:03,516 Pack. 525 00:27:03,550 --> 00:27:04,684 - Forever. - Rat. 526 00:27:04,717 --> 00:27:05,685 - Pack. - Forever. 527 00:27:05,718 --> 00:27:06,921 - Rat-- - Pack forever. 528 00:27:06,954 --> 00:27:07,922 Rat Pack forever. 529 00:27:07,955 --> 00:27:08,955 Rat Pack forever. 530 00:27:11,959 --> 00:27:14,528 Ah, poor Jackie. 531 00:27:14,562 --> 00:27:17,464 Men were always pushing you around. 532 00:27:17,498 --> 00:27:18,933 Men. 533 00:27:18,967 --> 00:27:23,537 Being pushed around is the story of Jackie's life. 534 00:27:23,571 --> 00:27:27,142 You know, sometimes, I wish I still 535 00:27:27,175 --> 00:27:30,045 had the Rat Pack to protect me. 536 00:27:30,078 --> 00:27:32,114 Remember when we were seniors and Trina brought 537 00:27:32,148 --> 00:27:34,984 in that calendar with the pictures of lonely men 538 00:27:35,017 --> 00:27:35,985 with no clothes on? 539 00:27:36,018 --> 00:27:37,018 God. 540 00:27:39,889 --> 00:27:41,123 You almost had a heart attack. 541 00:27:41,157 --> 00:27:42,859 Bet you'd never saw a naked man before. 542 00:27:42,892 --> 00:27:44,427 Probably not. 543 00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:45,820 Had to wheel you to the infirmary. 544 00:29:20,063 --> 00:29:22,632 Trina. 545 00:29:22,665 --> 00:29:24,934 I'm going to get you if it takes me the rest of my life. 546 00:29:28,004 --> 00:29:29,672 I'm going to get you, you twerp. 547 00:29:42,786 --> 00:29:43,587 You guys. 548 00:29:43,620 --> 00:29:44,956 Come on. 549 00:29:57,769 --> 00:29:58,769 Here, Jackie. 550 00:30:13,719 --> 00:30:14,719 Oh yeah. 551 00:30:31,906 --> 00:30:35,043 You know, we could really make this place into something. 552 00:30:35,076 --> 00:30:38,046 Six lanes of blacktop right there to the lake. 553 00:30:38,079 --> 00:30:40,982 Pave that whole area there for a parking lot. 554 00:30:41,015 --> 00:30:42,717 Maybe a taco stand here. 555 00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:45,854 Some landfill, shopping centers, casinos. 556 00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:48,123 Ah, Jackie, look at that little fish over there. 557 00:30:48,157 --> 00:30:49,591 He's so cute. 558 00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:50,702 He's just swimming around the rocks there. 559 00:30:50,726 --> 00:30:51,860 - Look. - Where? 560 00:30:51,894 --> 00:30:52,795 Underneath the rocks. Look. 561 00:30:52,828 --> 00:30:53,829 A fish? 562 00:30:53,862 --> 00:30:54,763 He's right over by your line. 563 00:30:54,797 --> 00:30:55,797 Ah, I got him. 564 00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:58,234 - I got him. - Wait. 565 00:30:58,268 --> 00:30:59,069 Wait. Wait. 566 00:30:59,102 --> 00:30:59,936 I got him. No. 567 00:30:59,969 --> 00:31:01,237 You have to do this. 568 00:31:01,271 --> 00:31:02,715 You have to turn him around him like this. 569 00:31:02,739 --> 00:31:03,673 You have to do it slowly, Abbey. 570 00:31:03,706 --> 00:31:04,874 I remember. I got it. 571 00:31:04,908 --> 00:31:05,809 - Because I saw-- you have to-- - God! 572 00:31:05,842 --> 00:31:06,743 Look how big he is. I don't believe it. 573 00:31:06,776 --> 00:31:07,344 I got him. 574 00:31:07,378 --> 00:31:08,111 I got him. 575 00:31:08,144 --> 00:31:09,113 No, I got him. 576 00:31:09,146 --> 00:31:09,979 Look at that. Oh my god. 577 00:31:10,013 --> 00:31:10,713 Look how big he is. 578 00:31:10,747 --> 00:31:11,248 Look at him. 579 00:31:11,282 --> 00:31:12,149 Oh, Jackie. 580 00:31:12,183 --> 00:31:13,650 You got him. Look it. 581 00:31:13,683 --> 00:31:14,318 - What do you think it is? - Oh, it's beautiful. 582 00:31:14,351 --> 00:31:15,686 What is it? 583 00:31:15,719 --> 00:31:16,654 I think it's a Boston scrod. 584 00:31:16,687 --> 00:31:17,621 God. Yeah, he is. 585 00:31:17,655 --> 00:31:18,655 Go on. Come on. 586 00:31:19,657 --> 00:31:21,992 Oh my god. 587 00:31:22,026 --> 00:31:23,361 He's not going to bite you. 588 00:31:23,395 --> 00:31:25,363 Yes, he is. 589 00:31:25,397 --> 00:31:26,932 It's a goddamn trout. 590 00:31:40,113 --> 00:31:42,982 Thanks, Trina. 591 00:31:43,015 --> 00:31:45,051 Thanks, Jackie. 592 00:31:45,084 --> 00:31:46,686 You're welcome. 593 00:31:46,719 --> 00:31:48,087 What for? 594 00:31:48,121 --> 00:31:50,923 I've never thanked you. 595 00:31:50,957 --> 00:31:53,826 For what? 596 00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:56,130 For being my friends. 597 00:31:56,163 --> 00:31:59,900 For getting me to do things I wouldn't do by myself. 598 00:31:59,933 --> 00:32:02,369 For making me feel like somebody. 599 00:32:02,402 --> 00:32:03,871 You're welcome. 600 00:32:03,904 --> 00:32:06,441 But you are somebody, Abbey. 601 00:32:06,474 --> 00:32:08,109 We only let you see that. 602 00:32:15,116 --> 00:32:15,950 Let me out! 603 00:32:15,984 --> 00:32:17,886 Get off me. 604 00:32:24,726 --> 00:32:26,061 Goddammit. 605 00:32:26,095 --> 00:32:27,763 What the hell is this? 606 00:32:27,796 --> 00:32:29,098 Get your hands off me. 607 00:32:35,104 --> 00:32:36,104 Jackie, what's happening? 608 00:32:46,149 --> 00:32:47,149 What the hell is this? 609 00:32:54,892 --> 00:32:55,892 Goddamn. 610 00:32:58,262 --> 00:32:59,730 Who is it? 611 00:32:59,764 --> 00:33:00,764 Damn it. 612 00:33:01,999 --> 00:33:03,502 Goddamn it. 613 00:33:03,535 --> 00:33:04,535 Stop it! 614 00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:11,910 Abbey? 615 00:33:11,944 --> 00:33:12,911 Abbey? 616 00:33:12,945 --> 00:33:14,313 Are you there? 617 00:33:14,346 --> 00:33:15,481 What's happening? 618 00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:16,515 Jackie? 619 00:33:24,324 --> 00:33:26,893 Come on. 620 00:33:26,926 --> 00:33:28,861 All right. 621 00:33:28,895 --> 00:33:29,895 Hey, Ma! 622 00:33:34,301 --> 00:33:37,837 Ma, we got some. 623 00:34:03,599 --> 00:34:06,168 We got the girls at Fonzi Lake. 624 00:34:06,202 --> 00:34:07,436 Yeah. 625 00:34:07,470 --> 00:34:09,405 And I got the one that almost got away. 626 00:34:09,438 --> 00:34:10,840 You did not. 627 00:34:10,873 --> 00:34:11,474 You didn't even get her down in time. 628 00:34:11,507 --> 00:34:13,075 I was-- 629 00:34:13,109 --> 00:34:15,029 Ike and Addley, didn't you boys forget something? 630 00:34:37,135 --> 00:34:38,135 And. 631 00:34:49,948 --> 00:34:51,317 I swear. 632 00:34:51,350 --> 00:34:55,020 Sometimes, you boys act just like little savages. 633 00:34:55,054 --> 00:34:56,388 Jesus Christ! 634 00:34:56,422 --> 00:34:58,325 What are you crazy out there? 635 00:34:58,358 --> 00:35:00,260 Let us the fuck out. 636 00:35:00,293 --> 00:35:01,227 Let me out! 637 00:35:01,261 --> 00:35:02,629 Who the fuck are you anyway? 638 00:35:02,662 --> 00:35:03,496 Can we open them now, Ma? 639 00:35:03,530 --> 00:35:05,231 Can we open them now? 640 00:35:05,265 --> 00:35:07,000 Come on, slowpoke. 641 00:35:07,033 --> 00:35:09,211 I got two of them, and you got one, for crying out loud. 642 00:35:09,235 --> 00:35:11,371 That's cause you're bigger, dumb. 643 00:35:11,404 --> 00:35:12,238 I'm not dumb. 644 00:35:12,272 --> 00:35:13,173 You're dumb. 645 00:35:13,206 --> 00:35:14,207 You like punk. 646 00:35:14,241 --> 00:35:15,343 Shut up. 647 00:35:15,376 --> 00:35:17,211 Mom don't like you to call me dumb. 648 00:35:17,244 --> 00:35:20,214 Disco is stupid. 649 00:35:20,247 --> 00:35:21,247 You stink. 650 00:35:24,985 --> 00:35:25,587 Come on. 651 00:35:25,620 --> 00:35:26,620 Help me with these. 652 00:35:34,596 --> 00:35:36,198 All right, Ike and Addley. 653 00:35:36,231 --> 00:35:38,166 Now let's see what you brought mother. 654 00:35:41,236 --> 00:35:42,438 Well, let's see her. 655 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:14,671 Get on here. 656 00:36:22,447 --> 00:36:23,447 Open up. 657 00:36:42,134 --> 00:36:46,039 You're a real pretty girl. 658 00:36:46,072 --> 00:36:49,409 Don't touch me, you sadistic motherfucker. 659 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:56,451 Don't you do that. 660 00:36:56,484 --> 00:36:57,452 - Addley. - Get off me. 661 00:36:57,485 --> 00:36:58,286 Addley. 662 00:36:58,319 --> 00:37:00,655 Get off of me. 663 00:37:00,688 --> 00:37:01,656 Damn it. 664 00:37:01,689 --> 00:37:04,626 Goddamn it. 665 00:37:04,660 --> 00:37:07,128 Fuck you crazy bastards. 666 00:37:15,804 --> 00:37:17,306 We got her now. 667 00:37:23,713 --> 00:37:26,783 Hey, don't you do that to me, you bitch. 668 00:37:26,816 --> 00:37:27,816 Ike! 669 00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:33,523 Ma, I want her first, her first. 670 00:37:33,556 --> 00:37:35,726 Not as the first one, dear. 671 00:37:38,662 --> 00:37:42,066 Her first. 672 00:37:42,099 --> 00:37:42,800 Oh, but Ma. 673 00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:43,634 She kicked me-- 674 00:37:43,667 --> 00:37:44,502 Ike! 675 00:37:44,535 --> 00:37:45,535 That's it. 676 00:37:50,842 --> 00:37:51,842 Hold her arms. 677 00:37:54,779 --> 00:37:56,481 Gross. 678 00:37:56,515 --> 00:37:57,549 Come on. 679 00:37:57,582 --> 00:37:58,726 I'm going to put this around you. 680 00:37:58,750 --> 00:38:01,821 We're going to have some fun now. 681 00:38:01,854 --> 00:38:02,655 Come on. 682 00:38:02,688 --> 00:38:03,689 Come on. 683 00:38:13,867 --> 00:38:14,667 Come on. 684 00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:17,236 Get out of here. 685 00:38:17,270 --> 00:38:18,539 I'll see you later. 686 00:38:21,742 --> 00:38:22,742 Have a good day. 687 00:38:34,556 --> 00:38:37,492 You. 688 00:38:37,525 --> 00:38:38,860 Let's go. 689 00:38:38,893 --> 00:38:39,761 Come on. 690 00:38:39,794 --> 00:38:41,696 Light the way, Addley. 691 00:38:41,729 --> 00:38:42,664 What's the matter? 692 00:38:42,697 --> 00:38:43,665 You don't like it. 693 00:38:43,698 --> 00:38:45,199 Take your time. 694 00:38:45,233 --> 00:38:48,136 That's real nice. 695 00:38:48,169 --> 00:38:49,505 Addley, what do you want to do? 696 00:38:49,538 --> 00:38:50,339 I don't know. What do you want to do? 697 00:38:50,372 --> 00:38:51,239 I don't know. 698 00:38:51,273 --> 00:38:51,774 What do you want to do? 699 00:38:51,807 --> 00:38:52,608 The park bench. 700 00:38:52,641 --> 00:38:53,542 The park bench. 701 00:38:53,576 --> 00:38:54,543 - The park bench. - Yeah. 702 00:38:54,577 --> 00:38:55,711 OK, Ma. The park bench. 703 00:38:55,744 --> 00:38:56,712 OK. 704 00:38:56,745 --> 00:38:58,714 But watch out for splinters. 705 00:38:58,747 --> 00:38:59,548 Come on, Ike. Come on. 706 00:38:59,582 --> 00:39:00,382 Stay right here. 707 00:39:00,416 --> 00:39:01,416 Don't you move. 708 00:39:07,591 --> 00:39:09,859 I've been waiting for this a long time. 709 00:39:14,832 --> 00:39:15,832 Sit down. 710 00:39:18,301 --> 00:39:20,236 Sit down. 711 00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:20,905 All right. 712 00:39:20,938 --> 00:39:21,872 All right. 713 00:39:21,906 --> 00:39:22,640 Now, it's a beautiful day. 714 00:39:22,673 --> 00:39:23,874 See? 715 00:39:23,908 --> 00:39:25,543 See? 716 00:39:25,576 --> 00:39:29,146 You're all alone in the park, sitting on a park bench. 717 00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:31,482 And you're reading something real good. 718 00:39:31,516 --> 00:39:32,383 Yeah. 719 00:39:32,416 --> 00:39:33,819 Like a muscle magazine. 720 00:39:33,852 --> 00:39:36,555 Now, read this. 721 00:39:36,588 --> 00:39:40,559 Now, I want you to be just like this. 722 00:39:40,592 --> 00:39:41,861 Your leg there. 723 00:39:41,894 --> 00:39:43,261 And your arm right here. 724 00:39:43,295 --> 00:39:44,831 OK. 725 00:39:44,864 --> 00:39:46,866 Ooh, that's-- that's a very naughty girl, 726 00:39:46,899 --> 00:39:47,899 Fefe. 727 00:39:51,237 --> 00:39:52,839 That is a very bad dog, Fefe. 728 00:39:52,872 --> 00:39:57,176 You don't go to the bathroom on the poor man's leg. 729 00:39:57,210 --> 00:39:58,311 Bad, bad dog. 730 00:39:58,344 --> 00:39:59,345 Please let me go. 731 00:39:59,379 --> 00:40:00,313 Bad dog. 732 00:40:00,346 --> 00:40:01,347 Let my friends go. 733 00:40:01,381 --> 00:40:02,348 Bad dog. 734 00:40:02,383 --> 00:40:03,550 I don't know what you want. 735 00:40:03,584 --> 00:40:04,584 Sit down! 736 00:40:10,457 --> 00:40:11,291 Bad dog. 737 00:40:11,325 --> 00:40:13,227 Bad. 738 00:40:31,447 --> 00:40:33,382 Are you having a good time? 739 00:40:33,416 --> 00:40:34,750 Huh, aren't you? 740 00:40:34,784 --> 00:40:35,718 Get this. 741 00:40:35,751 --> 00:40:36,852 Come on, Addley. 742 00:40:38,421 --> 00:40:40,489 Ike, I saw one of her hands free over there. 743 00:40:40,523 --> 00:40:42,458 That was Addley's fault. That was Addley's fault. 744 00:40:42,491 --> 00:40:43,627 That was your fault. 745 00:40:43,660 --> 00:40:44,561 That was your fault. You know it. 746 00:40:44,594 --> 00:40:45,862 I was in charge of that. 747 00:40:45,896 --> 00:40:49,332 I don't care whose fault it was. 748 00:40:50,967 --> 00:40:53,403 Boys! 749 00:40:53,437 --> 00:40:55,238 I want you to be the best. 750 00:40:55,272 --> 00:40:57,008 You want your mother to be proud of you. 751 00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:58,041 Don't you? 752 00:41:00,478 --> 00:41:01,813 OK. 753 00:41:01,846 --> 00:41:03,414 That was good cooperation. 754 00:41:03,448 --> 00:41:04,415 Next. 755 00:41:04,449 --> 00:41:05,459 - Let's do the Kojak. - No. 756 00:41:05,483 --> 00:41:06,417 No. The sniper. 757 00:41:06,451 --> 00:41:07,461 - We did the Kojak-- No. - Let's do the Kojak. 758 00:41:07,485 --> 00:41:08,419 I'll decide. 759 00:41:08,453 --> 00:41:10,655 I said I'll decide. 760 00:41:10,689 --> 00:41:15,027 The um, the Shirley Temple. 761 00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:16,260 Ah, Ma. 762 00:41:16,295 --> 00:41:16,995 I hate the Shirley Temple. 763 00:41:17,029 --> 00:41:17,896 Now, stop it. 764 00:41:17,930 --> 00:41:19,531 Stop it, both of you. 765 00:41:19,565 --> 00:41:21,034 I'm getting me such a migraine here. 766 00:41:21,067 --> 00:41:22,936 Shirley Temple. 767 00:41:22,969 --> 00:41:25,437 Ike, why don't you get the Kodak? 768 00:41:28,608 --> 00:41:29,909 - I'll get the Kodak. - Yes. 769 00:41:29,943 --> 00:41:30,777 I'll get the Kodak. 770 00:41:30,810 --> 00:41:31,611 Good. 771 00:41:31,644 --> 00:41:32,644 Good boy. 772 00:41:42,322 --> 00:41:43,891 OK, lady. 773 00:41:43,924 --> 00:41:47,595 Now, walk like a little girl. 774 00:41:51,499 --> 00:41:53,434 Hey, little girl! 775 00:42:24,034 --> 00:42:24,868 Bitch! 776 00:42:24,902 --> 00:42:25,736 Bitch! 777 00:42:25,769 --> 00:42:26,804 Bitch! Bitch! 778 00:42:26,837 --> 00:42:27,638 Bitch! 779 00:42:27,671 --> 00:42:28,671 Bitch! 780 00:43:17,925 --> 00:43:20,594 Could she stay in our room tonight, Ma, huh? 781 00:43:20,627 --> 00:43:21,963 Yeah, can she, Ma? 782 00:43:21,996 --> 00:43:23,531 Well, OK. 783 00:43:23,564 --> 00:43:25,900 But I don't want you two complaining tomorrow 784 00:43:25,933 --> 00:43:27,401 about how tired you are. 785 00:43:34,742 --> 00:43:37,913 Ike, you better bolt that door good tonight. 786 00:43:37,946 --> 00:43:39,882 Ma, there is nobody out there. 787 00:43:39,915 --> 00:43:40,849 You-- 788 00:43:40,883 --> 00:43:43,051 Now, you just do as I say. 789 00:43:43,085 --> 00:43:44,920 Queenie's out there. 790 00:43:44,953 --> 00:43:46,421 I just know it. 791 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:12,683 Wake up. 792 00:44:12,716 --> 00:44:14,518 It's me, Big Bird. 793 00:44:14,551 --> 00:44:15,586 And it's time to get up. 794 00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:16,888 Open your little eyes now. 795 00:44:16,922 --> 00:44:19,024 Don't roll over and go back to sleep. 796 00:44:19,057 --> 00:44:19,891 Come on now. 797 00:44:19,925 --> 00:44:21,660 One foot out of bed. 798 00:44:21,693 --> 00:44:22,661 Now, the other one. 799 00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:23,495 OK. 800 00:44:23,528 --> 00:44:24,629 Have a nice day. 801 00:44:24,663 --> 00:44:26,598 And don't forget to wind the clock. 802 00:44:26,631 --> 00:44:28,566 Rise and shine, boys! 803 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:32,504 Rise and shine! 804 00:44:32,537 --> 00:44:33,505 Wake up. 805 00:44:33,538 --> 00:44:34,874 It's me, Big Bird. 806 00:44:34,907 --> 00:44:36,242 And it's time to get up. 807 00:44:36,275 --> 00:44:37,643 Open your little eyes now. 808 00:44:37,677 --> 00:44:39,779 Don't roll over and go back to sleep. 809 00:45:19,722 --> 00:45:20,990 Punk sucks. 810 00:45:21,023 --> 00:45:23,859 Disco's stupid. 811 00:45:27,197 --> 00:45:29,132 Punk sucks. 812 00:45:29,165 --> 00:45:30,165 Disco's stupid. 813 00:45:34,004 --> 00:45:36,239 Punk sucks. 814 00:45:36,272 --> 00:45:37,272 Disco's stupid. 815 00:45:52,857 --> 00:45:54,159 Hey, look. 816 00:45:54,192 --> 00:45:58,130 Look what got away last night. 817 00:45:58,163 --> 00:46:00,598 A baby raccoon's leg. 818 00:46:00,631 --> 00:46:03,135 Addley, you're going to get blood all over the floor. 819 00:46:03,168 --> 00:46:05,170 Now, give me that. 820 00:46:05,203 --> 00:46:08,140 I guess it made it's way out of the trap. 821 00:46:08,173 --> 00:46:11,810 Must have spent all night chewing its own leg off. 822 00:46:11,843 --> 00:46:13,246 Aw, poor fella. 823 00:46:44,279 --> 00:46:46,181 Finish your cheese spread, Ike. 824 00:46:46,214 --> 00:46:47,214 It's good for the liver. 825 00:46:51,019 --> 00:46:53,955 What happened to your girlfriend? 826 00:46:53,988 --> 00:46:57,159 Uh, she ain't feeling so good this morning, Ma. 827 00:46:57,193 --> 00:46:59,295 I, uh-- I don't think she'll be coming down. 828 00:47:26,756 --> 00:47:29,760 Can we go feed the other two now? 829 00:47:29,794 --> 00:47:30,394 OK. 830 00:47:30,428 --> 00:47:31,362 But hurry down. 831 00:47:31,395 --> 00:47:32,964 We gotta do our exercises. 832 00:47:38,036 --> 00:47:39,036 My boys. 833 00:47:46,479 --> 00:47:47,312 Breakfast. 834 00:47:47,346 --> 00:47:48,280 Breakfast. 835 00:47:48,314 --> 00:47:49,114 Breakfast. 836 00:47:49,148 --> 00:47:51,151 Breakfast. 837 00:47:51,184 --> 00:47:53,304 Hey, it looks like my little babe's been sleepwalking. 838 00:48:03,730 --> 00:48:05,131 You thinking of going somewhere. 839 00:48:05,166 --> 00:48:06,032 Why? 840 00:48:06,065 --> 00:48:08,835 You ain't even ate yet. 841 00:48:08,868 --> 00:48:10,804 You bastard. 842 00:48:10,838 --> 00:48:12,473 Where's Jackie? 843 00:48:12,506 --> 00:48:16,710 Ah, now, she wants to know where she is. 844 00:48:16,744 --> 00:48:19,247 You backwoods perverted piece of shit. 845 00:48:23,952 --> 00:48:25,387 Addley! Ike! 846 00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:26,354 It's exercise time. 847 00:48:26,388 --> 00:48:27,455 Ever say backwards again. 848 00:48:27,489 --> 00:48:29,057 We citified. You look around. 849 00:48:29,090 --> 00:48:30,268 Now, you get down here. And toot sweet. 850 00:48:30,292 --> 00:48:31,427 Come on. Let's go. 851 00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:32,361 - Let's do the exercises. - Ike! 852 00:48:32,395 --> 00:48:33,362 Addley! Get down here. 853 00:48:33,396 --> 00:48:34,297 Come on. Let's go, Ike. 854 00:48:34,330 --> 00:48:35,298 Ike, come on. 855 00:48:35,331 --> 00:48:36,199 It's exercise time. 856 00:48:36,232 --> 00:48:38,100 Ike! 857 00:48:38,134 --> 00:48:39,101 Come on, Ike. 858 00:48:39,135 --> 00:48:40,069 The girls are not tied. 859 00:48:40,102 --> 00:48:40,970 They're going to get away. 860 00:48:41,003 --> 00:48:42,138 We got to tie them up. 861 00:48:42,171 --> 00:48:43,072 They aren't going no place. 862 00:48:43,105 --> 00:48:44,807 - Oh god. - Are you OK? 863 00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:45,775 No. Come on. 864 00:48:45,808 --> 00:48:46,410 Exercises. 865 00:48:46,443 --> 00:48:47,477 Ma wants us now. 866 00:48:47,511 --> 00:48:48,511 I think so. 867 00:48:54,918 --> 00:48:55,786 OK, boys. 868 00:48:55,819 --> 00:48:58,388 Now, let's get to work. 869 00:50:01,456 --> 00:50:03,492 Now, take care of the big one, Ike. 870 00:50:11,266 --> 00:50:12,266 I'll kill you. 871 00:50:16,071 --> 00:50:18,374 A lot more thrust, son. 872 00:50:43,335 --> 00:50:44,569 OK, boys. 873 00:50:44,602 --> 00:50:46,404 Now, take a break. 874 00:50:49,474 --> 00:50:50,975 Abbey, come over here now. 875 00:51:14,568 --> 00:51:15,569 That's right. 876 00:51:15,602 --> 00:51:17,204 He doesn't have to be dressed. 877 00:51:17,237 --> 00:51:18,448 The bird doesn't have to be dressed. 878 00:51:18,472 --> 00:51:20,040 All you got to do is keep it in line. 879 00:51:20,073 --> 00:51:21,473 Somebody doesn't know how to spell. 880 00:51:23,711 --> 00:51:25,078 There was a penguin in showbiz. 881 00:51:25,112 --> 00:51:26,112 There was? 882 00:53:02,282 --> 00:53:03,751 I'm going to get you, Addley. 883 00:53:03,785 --> 00:53:05,419 I'm going to get you. 884 00:54:39,787 --> 00:54:44,124 Well, look what we've got here. 885 00:54:44,158 --> 00:54:48,295 You sure are frisky, aren't you? 886 00:54:48,329 --> 00:54:52,667 I'm going to get you some burger bits. 887 00:54:52,701 --> 00:54:54,536 I know you love burger bits. 888 00:54:54,569 --> 00:54:56,304 And I know they're good for you too. 889 00:54:56,338 --> 00:54:59,709 They've got all the vitamins and minerals a young pup needs 890 00:54:59,742 --> 00:55:01,777 to grow into a healthy dog. 891 00:55:01,811 --> 00:55:03,779 And you know they're good for you too. 892 00:55:03,813 --> 00:55:07,316 Otherwise, the Farmland people wouldn't put their names on it. 893 00:55:07,350 --> 00:55:08,317 So don't forget. 894 00:55:08,351 --> 00:55:09,619 It's Burger Bits. 895 00:55:09,652 --> 00:55:12,889 B-U-R-G-E-R B-I-T-S. For a healthy young dog. 896 00:55:20,197 --> 00:55:20,931 Abbey, come on. 897 00:55:20,964 --> 00:55:22,499 We got to get Jackie. 898 00:55:22,532 --> 00:55:23,532 Abbey. 899 00:55:32,944 --> 00:55:33,945 Abbey, come on. 900 00:55:33,978 --> 00:55:35,813 We got to get Jackie right now. 901 00:56:10,517 --> 00:56:11,517 Jackie. 902 00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:25,967 Jackie, where are you? 903 00:56:58,602 --> 00:57:00,304 What'd you do with my Disco magazine? 904 00:57:00,337 --> 00:57:00,938 Disco's stupid. 905 00:57:00,971 --> 00:57:01,972 Get in. 906 00:57:02,005 --> 00:57:03,407 That's what you think. 907 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,542 Ma told me that you tried to burn it. 908 00:57:05,576 --> 00:57:07,912 I did not burn it. 909 00:57:07,946 --> 00:57:09,513 I'm going to burn your punk magazine. 910 00:57:09,546 --> 00:57:10,946 Don't. Don't touch my punk magazine. 911 00:57:42,883 --> 00:57:44,584 It's Jackie. 912 00:57:44,618 --> 00:57:46,987 Oh my god. 913 00:57:47,020 --> 00:57:48,990 She's still alive. 914 00:57:49,023 --> 00:57:52,559 Abbey, come and help me get her out of here. 915 00:57:52,592 --> 00:57:53,560 Abbey. 916 00:57:53,593 --> 00:57:55,563 Abbey, come and help me. 917 00:57:55,596 --> 00:57:57,498 You got to help me get her out of here. 918 00:58:21,523 --> 00:58:22,491 They're stupid. 919 00:58:22,524 --> 00:58:23,492 They're not stupid. 920 00:58:23,525 --> 00:58:24,525 I'll show you stupid. 921 00:58:28,498 --> 00:58:29,465 Go in there now. 922 00:58:29,499 --> 00:58:30,499 No. 923 00:58:32,635 --> 00:58:33,469 Shit. 924 00:58:33,503 --> 00:58:34,503 The door. 925 00:58:37,141 --> 00:58:38,709 With a combination bloodhound, 926 00:58:38,742 --> 00:58:42,413 pointer, and hunting dog, how could he get lost? 927 00:58:42,446 --> 00:58:44,415 Trina, I'm scared. 928 00:58:45,449 --> 00:58:46,449 It'll be all right. 929 00:58:51,422 --> 00:58:52,023 Oh wait. 930 00:58:52,057 --> 00:58:53,057 She's slipping. 931 00:58:56,494 --> 00:58:57,863 You watch what you want to watch. 932 00:58:57,896 --> 00:59:00,465 Nobody-- 933 00:59:04,937 --> 00:59:05,805 Put it on channel four. 934 00:59:05,838 --> 00:59:06,806 I want to watch channel five. 935 00:59:06,839 --> 00:59:07,839 Ma! 936 00:59:26,727 --> 00:59:27,694 Addley, get in here. 937 00:59:27,728 --> 00:59:29,063 It's play time. 938 00:59:38,673 --> 00:59:41,476 Thinking of going away without saying goodbye, huh. 939 00:59:41,509 --> 00:59:42,610 You're staying here. 940 00:59:44,512 --> 00:59:46,181 Ike, I can't breathe! 941 00:59:46,215 --> 00:59:47,215 Help me, Ike! 942 00:59:50,719 --> 00:59:52,221 My god. 943 00:59:52,254 --> 00:59:53,589 Oh my god. 944 00:59:53,622 --> 00:59:55,891 She'll attack anything, anything. 945 00:59:55,925 --> 00:59:57,127 Queenie's in the woods. 946 00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:58,694 I just seen her. 947 00:59:58,727 --> 01:00:00,239 I don't know what would have happened to me 948 01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:01,231 if you boys hadn't come along. 949 01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:02,866 Oh, Ma. 950 01:00:02,899 --> 01:00:05,635 Your mother was practically killed because you left 951 01:00:05,669 --> 01:00:09,239 me here all alone, both of ya. 952 01:00:09,273 --> 01:00:10,740 - Oh. - But Ma. 953 01:00:10,774 --> 01:00:11,851 Ma, the girls are getting away. 954 01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:12,776 The girls are getting away. 955 01:00:12,809 --> 01:00:13,809 Just help me up now. 956 01:00:16,646 --> 01:00:17,915 And never mind the girls. 957 01:00:17,949 --> 01:00:20,685 We'll get the girls, but you just thank God 958 01:00:20,718 --> 01:00:21,878 that your mother's all right. 959 01:01:17,045 --> 01:01:19,814 We can't make it to the car this way. 960 01:01:19,848 --> 01:01:21,082 Let's hide Jackie. 961 01:01:21,116 --> 01:01:23,018 Put her-- put her down here. 962 01:01:49,079 --> 01:01:51,615 Listen. 963 01:01:51,648 --> 01:01:53,151 I'm all right now. 964 01:01:53,184 --> 01:01:55,319 I can handle this. 965 01:01:55,353 --> 01:01:56,353 You go get help. 966 01:03:09,966 --> 01:03:10,966 Son of a bitch. 967 01:04:05,525 --> 01:04:06,493 Officer. 968 01:04:06,526 --> 01:04:08,094 Officer. 969 01:04:08,128 --> 01:04:09,229 Officer. 970 01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:10,262 Officer. 971 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:16,036 Officer, oh, thank god. 972 01:04:16,069 --> 01:04:17,971 Thank God you're here. 973 01:04:23,277 --> 01:04:24,078 You're welcome. 974 01:04:24,111 --> 01:04:26,080 You'll be fine. 975 01:04:26,113 --> 01:04:27,481 I'm a policeman. 976 01:04:27,516 --> 01:04:29,083 They-- they came-- 977 01:04:29,116 --> 01:04:31,486 The very first one you meet. 978 01:05:03,153 --> 01:05:04,153 Jackie. 979 01:05:11,161 --> 01:05:12,161 Jackie? 980 01:05:16,534 --> 01:05:17,534 Jackie! 981 01:05:21,506 --> 01:05:22,506 Jackie! 982 01:05:25,511 --> 01:05:26,511 No! 983 01:05:29,348 --> 01:05:30,348 Jackie. 984 01:06:33,583 --> 01:06:35,318 You're not going anywhere now, bitch. 985 01:07:23,202 --> 01:07:24,338 Come on. 986 01:07:24,371 --> 01:07:25,371 Come on. 987 01:07:57,106 --> 01:07:58,107 You bitch! 988 01:07:58,140 --> 01:07:59,140 You're dead now. 989 01:10:55,797 --> 01:10:59,200 You bitch! 990 01:10:59,233 --> 01:11:00,233 You bitch! 991 01:11:17,854 --> 01:11:19,756 Abbey. 992 01:11:19,789 --> 01:11:21,224 Jesus! 993 01:11:21,257 --> 01:11:21,959 Abbey. 994 01:11:21,992 --> 01:11:22,792 Ike. 995 01:11:22,825 --> 01:11:26,362 I can't. 996 01:11:26,396 --> 01:11:27,363 We're fucked. 997 01:11:27,397 --> 01:11:28,699 He's the police. 998 01:12:04,970 --> 01:12:05,970 We'll get them. 999 01:12:09,542 --> 01:12:11,712 We'll get those bastards. 1000 01:12:17,684 --> 01:12:18,885 Business is booming. 1001 01:12:18,919 --> 01:12:20,955 Sun-worshipers say they love it. 1002 01:12:20,988 --> 01:12:23,590 But dermatologists are worried about the nations 1003 01:12:23,623 --> 01:12:25,525 new year-round suntan craze. 1004 01:12:25,559 --> 01:12:28,295 Amy Levins concludes her special report "Tanning 1005 01:12:28,328 --> 01:12:30,531 Clinics, Safe or Sorry." 1006 01:12:30,565 --> 01:12:31,699 What types of reactions 1007 01:12:31,733 --> 01:12:33,534 do you get from the customers? 1008 01:12:33,568 --> 01:12:34,836 What do they say? 1009 01:12:34,869 --> 01:12:36,404 Oh, I have everything 1010 01:12:36,437 --> 01:12:37,782 from, "Oh, this is the most marvelous 1011 01:12:37,806 --> 01:12:39,507 thing I ever heard of. 1012 01:12:39,540 --> 01:12:41,418 This is what I've been waiting for all my life " to " this 1013 01:12:41,442 --> 01:12:42,410 is the height of--" 1014 01:12:42,444 --> 01:12:44,446 Addley, I just doubled you. 1015 01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:47,549 Ma, I can't with those girls out there. 1016 01:12:47,583 --> 01:12:49,351 Now, that is Ike's job. 1017 01:12:49,384 --> 01:12:50,920 And Ike will bring them back. 1018 01:12:50,954 --> 01:12:52,621 Now, come on, Addley. 1019 01:12:52,654 --> 01:12:55,390 You got to always want to play, because that's polite. 1020 01:12:55,424 --> 01:12:57,827 Well, I want to be out there with Ike, 1021 01:12:57,861 --> 01:12:59,329 getting the girls and stuff. 1022 01:12:59,362 --> 01:13:01,397 Girls, girls, girls. 1023 01:13:01,431 --> 01:13:03,000 What about me? 1024 01:13:03,033 --> 01:13:06,703 I want someone with here with me when Queenie's on the prowl. 1025 01:13:06,736 --> 01:13:12,543 And besides, ain't we having fun? 1026 01:13:12,576 --> 01:13:15,045 Grandma says Queenie's dead. 1027 01:13:15,079 --> 01:13:16,046 Now, come on, Addley. 1028 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:18,783 It's your roll. 1029 01:13:18,816 --> 01:13:20,952 Save up your money and go to Jamaica, 1030 01:13:20,986 --> 01:13:25,389 or take a trip to one of New Jersey's new tanning salons. 1031 01:13:25,422 --> 01:13:29,327 All my life I ain't never seen no Queenie. 1032 01:13:29,361 --> 01:13:31,963 Ike says you say Queenie's still alive just 1033 01:13:31,998 --> 01:13:33,431 so you can keep us around you. 1034 01:13:36,135 --> 01:13:39,404 I try to give you boys a respectful life, 1035 01:13:39,437 --> 01:13:41,007 and this is the thanks I get. 1036 01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:42,608 OK. 1037 01:13:42,642 --> 01:13:44,086 Get out there and have fun with your brother Ike. 1038 01:13:44,110 --> 01:13:47,014 Don't worry about me being here with nobody around. 1039 01:13:47,047 --> 01:13:48,714 Oh, Ma. 1040 01:13:48,748 --> 01:13:51,617 Addley, my sister Queenie was evil from birth. 1041 01:13:51,652 --> 01:13:54,121 She was the most contrary baby they ever did see. 1042 01:13:54,154 --> 01:13:56,056 Why, she was the only baby they ever 1043 01:13:56,089 --> 01:13:59,560 seen with a full head of long white hair when she was born. 1044 01:13:59,593 --> 01:14:03,497 And you know she broke my neck while I was still in the crib. 1045 01:14:03,530 --> 01:14:07,135 Yeah, but Grandma says she shot Queenie after that. 1046 01:14:07,168 --> 01:14:10,939 Cut off her ear to prove it. 1047 01:14:10,972 --> 01:14:13,741 That ear don't mean nothing. 1048 01:14:13,775 --> 01:14:16,544 I know she set Queenie loose, because I seen her, 1049 01:14:16,578 --> 01:14:19,148 living like a swamp rat, feeding off animal 1050 01:14:19,181 --> 01:14:21,750 waste and garbage and flesh. 1051 01:14:21,784 --> 01:14:23,886 And that no more than 50 yards away from where 1052 01:14:23,919 --> 01:14:26,856 I'm sitting right now. 1053 01:14:26,889 --> 01:14:29,892 I saw Queenie outrace a mongrel wolf 1054 01:14:29,925 --> 01:14:32,128 and then rip open its throat with her bare hands 1055 01:14:32,162 --> 01:14:34,396 just so she could see it bleed. 1056 01:14:34,430 --> 01:14:36,800 And you want to leave me here with nobody around. 1057 01:14:36,833 --> 01:14:37,834 Ah, Ma. 1058 01:14:37,868 --> 01:14:39,836 I don't want to leave you alone. 1059 01:14:39,870 --> 01:14:42,606 Then, you will never leave me. 1060 01:14:42,639 --> 01:14:45,842 You just promise me that you and your brother 1061 01:14:45,876 --> 01:14:48,145 will never leave me ever. 1062 01:14:52,216 --> 01:14:53,216 Yes, Ma. 1063 01:16:18,976 --> 01:16:20,477 I want Jackie to see this. 1064 01:16:24,715 --> 01:16:27,085 Jackie, everywhere you turned in life you got shit. 1065 01:16:30,054 --> 01:16:32,123 Well, now, we'll do the fighting back for you. 1066 01:16:58,684 --> 01:17:02,122 It's the only thing we can do. 1067 01:17:02,155 --> 01:17:03,757 We can't give up. 1068 01:17:03,790 --> 01:17:05,058 We've gotten this far. 1069 01:17:10,830 --> 01:17:11,830 Rat-- 1070 01:17:14,702 --> 01:17:15,970 Pack. 1071 01:17:16,003 --> 01:17:18,205 Pack forever. 1072 01:17:27,082 --> 01:17:31,319 There's a film on your teeth to the gum 1073 01:17:31,353 --> 01:17:34,723 and beneath that can make any smile look inferior. 1074 01:17:34,756 --> 01:17:36,124 For this film on your teeth-- 1075 01:17:36,158 --> 01:17:38,960 After all my teaching and working and training, 1076 01:17:38,995 --> 01:17:40,629 this is what I get. 1077 01:17:40,662 --> 01:17:42,965 He loses two city gals in the woods. 1078 01:17:47,970 --> 01:17:57,881 B-O-T-E. Boat. 1079 01:17:57,915 --> 01:17:58,916 I got it, Ma. 1080 01:17:58,949 --> 01:18:01,051 Ouija says they're on a boat. 1081 01:18:01,085 --> 01:18:02,252 Idiot. 1082 01:18:02,286 --> 01:18:03,954 They can't go nowhere without the car. 1083 01:18:03,987 --> 01:18:05,622 Addley, you tell your brother Ike 1084 01:18:05,656 --> 01:18:08,226 a hound dog that comes home with nothing in his mouth 1085 01:18:08,259 --> 01:18:09,961 should keep it closed. 1086 01:18:09,994 --> 01:18:13,298 Ike, ma says a hound dog that comes 1087 01:18:13,331 --> 01:18:18,870 home-- empty-handed should keep-- 1088 01:18:18,903 --> 01:18:20,839 keep your big fat mouth shut. 1089 01:18:20,872 --> 01:18:21,773 Shut up, idiot! 1090 01:18:21,806 --> 01:18:22,806 I got ears. 1091 01:18:28,981 --> 01:18:30,883 Ma. 1092 01:18:30,916 --> 01:18:32,818 Ma, she fooled me. 1093 01:18:32,852 --> 01:18:36,755 I'm all tore up about it, Ma. 1094 01:18:36,789 --> 01:18:43,396 I'm sorry I sh-- I'm sorry I shamed you, Ma. 1095 01:18:43,430 --> 01:18:45,932 Give me another chance. 1096 01:18:45,966 --> 01:18:47,200 I'll kill them good. 1097 01:18:47,234 --> 01:18:49,303 Addley, you tell your brother this time 1098 01:18:49,337 --> 01:18:51,272 we're going to do it right. 1099 01:18:51,305 --> 01:18:54,108 No more police car gags. 1100 01:18:54,142 --> 01:18:56,911 You go into the kitchen and bring me my woods map. 1101 01:19:04,919 --> 01:19:06,159 Get the antenna out of the bag. 1102 01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:18,500 Ma. 1103 01:19:23,106 --> 01:19:24,106 Ma. 1104 01:19:27,944 --> 01:19:31,181 I'm really going to make you proud of me this time, Ma. 1105 01:19:31,214 --> 01:19:35,486 I'm going to make you real proud of me this time, Ma. 1106 01:19:35,519 --> 01:19:39,456 I'm going to get 'em good. 1107 01:19:39,490 --> 01:19:41,358 Oh, Ike. 1108 01:19:41,392 --> 01:19:42,392 Ike. 1109 01:20:58,874 --> 01:20:59,808 Come on, Abbey. 1110 01:20:59,842 --> 01:21:00,577 He's dead. 1111 01:21:00,610 --> 01:21:01,977 Let's get him out of here. 1112 01:21:38,584 --> 01:21:40,520 You killed my brother. 1113 01:21:40,553 --> 01:21:46,092 You killed my brother. 1114 01:21:46,125 --> 01:21:47,460 You killed my brother. 1115 01:21:47,493 --> 01:21:50,063 You killed-- 1116 01:21:50,096 --> 01:21:52,198 You killed my brother. 1117 01:21:52,231 --> 01:21:54,233 You-- you killed him. 1118 01:21:54,267 --> 01:21:56,169 You killed my brother. 1119 01:22:42,552 --> 01:22:44,087 Help! 1120 01:22:54,665 --> 01:22:55,665 Help! 1121 01:23:14,086 --> 01:23:15,387 Son of a bitch. 1122 01:23:19,491 --> 01:23:20,993 You wanted him, didn't you? 1123 01:24:58,097 --> 01:25:00,099 Insurance companies said today, they'll 1124 01:25:00,132 --> 01:25:04,069 stop writing policies on high risk drivers if the state 1125 01:25:04,103 --> 01:25:06,673 orders them to spread out the cost to other customers. 1126 01:25:06,706 --> 01:25:09,476 The word came from Michael McCain, the counsel 1127 01:25:09,509 --> 01:25:11,211 for Allstate Insurance. 1128 01:25:11,244 --> 01:25:13,748 He's concerned about a proposal being studied by the state 1129 01:25:13,781 --> 01:25:15,515 insurance department that will slash 1130 01:25:15,549 --> 01:25:18,653 premiums in high risk urban areas and among young drivers. 1131 01:25:18,686 --> 01:25:21,087 The reduced payments would be recouped 1132 01:25:21,121 --> 01:25:24,425 by raising payments in suburban and rural areas 1133 01:25:24,458 --> 01:25:25,793 and among older drivers. 1134 01:25:25,826 --> 01:25:28,362 McCain says two out of five New Jersey motorists 1135 01:25:28,396 --> 01:25:29,731 could have to pay-- 1136 01:25:37,239 --> 01:25:40,409 Good work, boys. 1137 01:25:40,442 --> 01:25:42,578 Oh my god. 1138 01:25:43,478 --> 01:25:44,614 What is it? No. 1139 01:25:44,647 --> 01:25:45,582 No. 1140 01:25:45,615 --> 01:25:46,783 No. You let me be. 1141 01:25:46,816 --> 01:25:47,617 You let me be. 1142 01:25:47,650 --> 01:25:49,217 I'm a sick woman. 1143 01:25:49,252 --> 01:25:50,587 Don't hurt me. 1144 01:25:50,620 --> 01:25:52,322 I'm a-- I'm a sick woman. 1145 01:25:52,355 --> 01:25:53,323 It's all right. 1146 01:25:53,356 --> 01:25:54,591 Let me go. Don't hurt me. 1147 01:25:54,624 --> 01:25:55,458 - It's all right. - No. 1148 01:25:55,491 --> 01:25:56,359 No. I'm-- 1149 01:25:56,392 --> 01:25:57,193 It's all right. 1150 01:25:57,226 --> 01:25:58,561 I'm a sick woman. 1151 01:25:58,596 --> 01:26:00,163 I'm a sick woman. 1152 01:26:00,196 --> 01:26:01,565 We'll take care of you. 1153 01:26:01,599 --> 01:26:03,166 No. 1154 01:26:03,199 --> 01:26:04,568 I'm a sick woman. 1155 01:26:04,602 --> 01:26:06,537 We'll take care of you. 1156 01:26:06,570 --> 01:26:08,672 Addley! 1157 01:26:08,706 --> 01:26:09,706 Sure. 1158 01:26:13,477 --> 01:26:15,847 We'll take care of you. 1159 01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:20,418 Just like we've done all these years. 1160 01:26:21,286 --> 01:26:22,253 Let me go. 1161 01:26:22,287 --> 01:26:25,190 Don't worry. 1162 01:26:25,223 --> 01:26:27,927 Your daughter will take care of you. 1163 01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:28,894 No. 1164 01:26:28,928 --> 01:26:30,295 No. 1165 01:26:30,328 --> 01:26:32,632 You stay in bed. 1166 01:26:32,665 --> 01:26:37,236 And we'll get your clothes, and make your food, 1167 01:26:37,269 --> 01:26:39,472 and take care of everything. 1168 01:26:39,505 --> 01:26:40,505 No. 1169 01:26:43,442 --> 01:26:45,646 You stay in bed. 1170 01:26:45,679 --> 01:26:46,647 Why? 1171 01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:49,850 Because you're a sick woman. 1172 01:26:49,883 --> 01:26:53,821 I'll take care of you, and you'll never have to worry 1173 01:26:53,855 --> 01:26:55,455 about anything ever again. 1174 01:26:59,794 --> 01:27:01,763 What are you doing to your mother? 1175 01:27:10,438 --> 01:27:13,475 Do you hear me? 1176 01:27:13,509 --> 01:27:15,477 Do you hear me? 1177 01:27:15,511 --> 01:27:18,447 Do you hear me? 1178 01:27:44,408 --> 01:27:47,912 It just doesn't seem fair. 1179 01:27:47,945 --> 01:27:49,981 There's a reason we survived. 1180 01:27:50,015 --> 01:27:53,551 You just have to believe that much. 1181 01:27:53,584 --> 01:27:54,584 What do you mean? 1182 01:27:58,757 --> 01:28:00,926 We were meant to survive. 1183 01:28:00,959 --> 01:28:01,760 We were strong. 1184 01:28:01,793 --> 01:28:03,963 Both of us. 1185 01:28:03,996 --> 01:28:07,432 And don't ever forget it.